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Sarcasm For Your Entire Summer

Welcome to my blog. My name is Katie and I'm a teen in the US. If you have any questions or want to message me, Link II goes to that. Feel free to message me at any time.

fabkebab:

if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u

cjkuma:

Warwick and Soraka by Genevieve Tsai

cjkuma:

Warwick and Soraka by Genevieve Tsai

nnaffettss:

omg the little wiggle 

So fun story time, when my dad was in high school he was in one club and one club only, the pun club. This club wrote a weekly newsletter that had so many bad puns that some teachers flat out refused to read it. Even though the newsletter may seem glorious enough, their proudest accomplishment every year was the yearbook. For example, one year the pun club went out to the football field and took their picture there, and captioned the picture “The pun club, out standing in their field.

So fun story time, when my dad was in high school he was in one club and one club only, the pun club. This club wrote a weekly newsletter that had so many bad puns that some teachers flat out refused to read it. Even though the newsletter may seem glorious enough, their proudest accomplishment every year was the yearbook. For example, one year the pun club went out to the football field and took their picture there, and captioned the picture “The pun club, out standing in their field.

phobias:

avoiding hate like

image

andbrittlebones:

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”

gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

sometimes-butts:

ibnuprofen:

hotdog-friend:

is that butter

no it’s stonehenge

I can’t believe it’s not butter

kill-anime:

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

cuttlefishfish

kill-anime:

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

cuttlefishfish

blxck-diamonds:

this is my favorite thing on earth