zeldathemes
Sarcasm For Your Entire Summer

Welcome to my blog. My name is Katie and I'm a teen in the US. If you have any questions or want to message me, Link II goes to that. Feel free to message me at any time.

thebitchpudding:

when you have a really good idea but don’t know how to do the thing

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yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

dreaminglyy:

awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

nomoreuturns:

pjcalamity:

therecipepantry:

33 Cupcake Recipes

oh no

OH YES.

lilbitch2006:

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

sassy-spoon:

When friend is clearly upset but they don’t wanna talk about it but you wanna help but don’t know how and you just kinda

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prepare-for-stupid:

dontyouwannadance:

Yo its’ okay if you’re a white girl who likes Uggs and spray tans and pop music and instagramming your Starbucks. Don’t let tumblr make you think for one minute that liking things like that makes you inferior.

Same goes for if you’re a hipster trans mexican/japanese Pizza Underground enthusiast with a hello kitty neck tattoo.

If you’re not hurting anyone, you be you. There’s nothing wrong with that.

PRAISE