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Sarcasm For Your Entire Summer

Welcome to my blog. My name is Katie and I'm a teen in the US. If you have any questions or want to message me, Link II goes to that. Feel free to message me at any time.

sluttyoliveoil:


a legend

sluttyoliveoil:

a legend

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

xkyrai:

youre—tacky-and—i-hate-you:

valedale:

rhythmcalum:

pharmaceutical-goddess:

diagnoose:

bethanyaliceh:

thexdivinexinfection:

Just in case…

Stay safe, please. IF YOU ARE IN TROUBLE, OR THINK YOU MIGHT BE; IF YOU HEAR ANYTHING STRANGE INSIDE OR OUTSIDE YOUR HOME PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT THE POLICE. CHECK YOUR CARS THROUGH THE WINDOWS BEFORE YOU GET IN THEM. DON’T GO ANYWHERE ALONE. LOCK YOUR WINDOWS AND DOORS. BEFORE YOU ENTER YOUR HOUSE, CHECK FOR SIGNS OF FORCED ENTRY OR TAMPERING- THIS CAN INCLUDE SCRATCH OR TOOL MARKS BY LOCKS OR ON THE GLASS OR A LOOSE HANDLE, INDICATING THAT THE LOCK HAS BEEN BROKEN. RETREAT TO A SAFE, PUBLIC, CROWDED PLACE SIT BY THE COUNTER- THIS MAKES IT EASIER FOR THE STAFF AND SECURITY CAMERAS TO SEE YOU. CALL THE POLICE AND NOTIFY THEM, ASK TO BE PICKED UP AND THEN SUBMIT A STATEMENT. IF IN DOUBT, PLEASE CALL THE POLICE.

well at least Jacksonville is last

Long Island ain’t on here so I’m safe. Good to see the whole state of Texas is up for purge though. Also wtf is with a 6 hour purge lmao

+ Cleveland, Ohio (August 30th) and I don’t know the time, sorry. Lock your doors and windows, stay safe lovelies xx

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! HOW IS THIS GON SOLVE ANYTHING!??!?! I HOPE WHOEVER PARTICIPATES IN THESE GOES AWAY FOR A VERY LONG TIME. NO BODY DESERVES THIS. THINK OF THE FUCKING CHILDREN, THE BABIES!!!!!  

wait what???? I’m so confusedwhat is thisI thought the purge was a movieare people getting ideas from the movie and having their own purges? wth???

xkyrai:

youre—tacky-and—i-hate-you:

valedale:

rhythmcalum:

pharmaceutical-goddess:

diagnoose:

bethanyaliceh:

thexdivinexinfection:

Just in case…


Stay safe, please. IF YOU ARE IN TROUBLE, OR THINK YOU MIGHT BE; IF YOU HEAR ANYTHING STRANGE INSIDE OR OUTSIDE YOUR HOME PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT THE POLICE. CHECK YOUR CARS THROUGH THE WINDOWS BEFORE YOU GET IN THEM. DON’T GO ANYWHERE ALONE. LOCK YOUR WINDOWS AND DOORS. BEFORE YOU ENTER YOUR HOUSE, CHECK FOR SIGNS OF FORCED ENTRY OR TAMPERING- THIS CAN INCLUDE SCRATCH OR TOOL MARKS BY LOCKS OR ON THE GLASS OR A LOOSE HANDLE, INDICATING THAT THE LOCK HAS BEEN BROKEN. RETREAT TO A SAFE, PUBLIC, CROWDED PLACE SIT BY THE COUNTER- THIS MAKES IT EASIER FOR THE STAFF AND SECURITY CAMERAS TO SEE YOU. CALL THE POLICE AND NOTIFY THEM, ASK TO BE PICKED UP AND THEN SUBMIT A STATEMENT. IF IN DOUBT, PLEASE CALL THE POLICE.

well at least Jacksonville is last

Long Island ain’t on here so I’m safe. Good to see the whole state of Texas is up for purge though. Also wtf is with a 6 hour purge lmao

+ Cleveland, Ohio (August 30th) and I don’t know the time, sorry. Lock your doors and windows, stay safe lovelies xx

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! HOW IS THIS GON SOLVE ANYTHING!??!?! I HOPE WHOEVER PARTICIPATES IN THESE GOES AWAY FOR A VERY LONG TIME. NO BODY DESERVES THIS. THINK OF THE FUCKING CHILDREN, THE BABIES!!!!!  

wait what
????
I’m so confused
what is this
I thought the purge was a movie
are people getting ideas from the movie and having their own purges? wth???

lordkat:

lordkat:

can i have a fork

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do you have a metal one

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i planned this for days guys why wont you love me

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

birdywillow:

people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience

corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk