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Sarcasm For Your Entire Summer

Welcome to my blog. My name is Katie and I'm a teen in the US. If you have any questions or want to message me, Link II goes to that. Feel free to message me at any time.

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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andrysb24:

Yes
As a teacher who regularly finds lost erasers I can confirm this

andrysb24:

Yes

As a teacher who regularly finds lost erasers I can confirm this

majortvjunkie:

majortvjunkie:

Date night with my two favorite guys

BEN AND JERRY

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hahahaha

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haha

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I’m so fucking alone

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obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian